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Big dogs vs. small dogs

bisexual-nightwing

Big dogs: Hello wonderful human! Would you please rub my belly and scratch my ears?! I will be eternally grateful for your attention! Do not be alarmed by my large appearance I just love to cuddle and give kisses!

Small dogs: FITE ME YOU FUCK! I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?! LETS GO! I WILL FUCKING END YOU! I MAY BE TINY BUT DO NOT FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE ME!

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